Booked, Packed, & Thworping Bundle: You Own Everything.

Signed paperback comes with bookmark and 2 sets of 3 stickers + limited edition fan + limited edition tote.

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Keep Your Hennies Close and Your Henemies Closer.

One pageant, one winner, and one Queen hell-bent on snatching that crown by any means necessary. Gamble Donna Phart is a fishy little drag queen aiming to make a splash in a pool of tenacious, bloodthirsty sharks. Despite that, she’s determined to shake up the food chain at the upcoming Trick’d & Treated pageant. So when a fierce, masked killer starts slaying the competition one by one, it’s every hunty for herself. Luck be a lady-killer tonight, for there can be only one Queen.

Here’s what the horror community is saying about this drag homage to giallo:

“Plenty of great kills, a fun story, and some truly great humor. The premise of this took a familiar trope and made it something truly unique. I can't wait for more from the author, if this debut is any indication, Phrique is going to be around for a long time.” -John Lynch, author of The Warrior Retreat.

“As a die-hard fan of all things drag, I can honestly say that GOTD absolutely slayed! This book had me gagging with its sharp wit and sass. It was bloodier than a menstruating vampire’s midnight snack and had more easter-eggs than the Easter Bunny himself could handle.” -Rowland Bercy Jr., author of Unbortion.

250 pages

Tote dimensions:
5oz weight
40cm (15.748") x 35cm (13.7795")
Polyester canvas

Fan dimensions-
Fan closed: 14"
Fan open: 26"